Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
i hope you fall in love with someone who’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
remember when they used to joke around wow those were the days
if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.
David Tennant you are a punny motherfucker
I went to vacuum clean my keyboard because of all the stuff between the keys
I lost my H key *cries*
YES TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT EY??
o man tat benedict cumberbatc dude, e’s so andsome rigt???
I cant ear you, wo??
b e n e d i c t c u m b e r b a t c !!!! tat dude wit te orse face tat people seem to find really attractive and stuff i mean i can sorta see it?? i mean ot damn, tat VOICE
Do I? I tink I aven’t eard of im.
Te face of a orse you say? Ceekbones? Onestly e sounds kinda freakie.
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY